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666daysofsatan: Don’t Stop Believing (Cover) - The Story So...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:57:22 -0500

Don’t Stop Believing (Cover) - The Story So Far

Possibly the greatest thing ever

I was going through some old things and I found this

guesswhoscomingtodinnerlate: experimentkyrii: thetomboywithhead...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:55:28 -0500

guesswhoscomingtodinnerlate:

experimentkyrii:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut ~~She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”~~ and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. ~~I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well~~

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: ~~I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING~~ We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption.

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.

I know I already reblogged this but here’s the most recently updated one

omg

i’m done with everything i just

adksj;kdlfgl

This lady is my hero.

bunnywith: disarmonia-mundi: neonjustice: When you have your period do you ever just take a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:40:50 -0500

bunnywith:

disarmonia-mundi:

neonjustice:

When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

is this what girls fucking think about

we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN

nyooom: horses never get divorced because their relationships are always stable

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:39:34 -0500

nyooom:

horses never get divorced because their relationships are always stable

via dolliecrave

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:24:19 -0500

via dolliecrave

northbound: They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:24:10 -0500

northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass

allmymetaphors: my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:23:46 -0500

allmymetaphors:

my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round

geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 05:27:37 -0500

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

tellittoreadersdigest: one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 05:22:04 -0500

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 05:21:37 -0500

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

Photo

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:20:29 -0500

lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:18:14 -0500

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:54:16 -0500

bertmccrackalaken:

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

alyssaemilie: aww

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:36:37 -0500

alyssaemilie:

aww

vodkakilledtheteens: vodkakilledtheteens: bad habits - A.E i...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:35:35 -0500

vodkakilledtheteens:

vodkakilledtheteens:

bad habits - A.E

i might do more of these, cause i have a million bad habits haha

blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:32:21 -0500

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

Photo

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:29:31 -0500

beyonco: naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:25:12 -0500

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

a-simplelimabean: so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:20:21 -0500

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just

Photo

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:19:24 -0500